Wife : Love , Our Son Just Called Me A Bitch
Because I Didn’t Give Him Money
Husband : Where Is That Son Of A Bitch?
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A Chinese Kid Was Born Before The Due Date,
His Parents Named Him “Sudden Lee”.
No One Is Busier Than Someone
Who Don’t Want You!!!
Your Boyfriend Is With You Because
He Couldn’t Get The Girl He Wanted!!!
Let Him Leave His Girlfriend For You,
Then Leave Him Like That!!!
Girlfriend : “I wish i was a Newspaper so i could be in your hands everyday”
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Ronnie : “ok me too i wish you were a Newspaper so i could have a new one everyday”
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I hate it when people see me at a shop but still ask me what am i doing.
Then i would simply say “well i’m hunting wild animals”
There are 3 kinds of people :
Those who make things happen.
Those who watch things happen.
Those who wonder what the hell happened.
Richman and a Teacher in Class.
Teacher : Where’s your Book?
Richman : At Home.😐
Teacher : Well, What is it doing there?
Richman : Having more fun than me
A police officer👮 arrested a man for urinating at a clearly marked
“Do Not Urinate Here”❎ offenders would pay R100💸
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The offender[Man] was asked to pay💸 he gave the police officer R200💸💸 note.
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The police officer👮 turned to him and said “urinate” again, I don’t have change