Felimon: Bess, what’s your secret, why are you healthy?
Boknoy: simple, best friend.
Felimon: what?
Boknoy: in the morning, milk. In noon fruit.
Felimon: how about the night, best friend?
Boknoy: so it’s a hole.
Sub Categories
I don’t accept friend request anymore..
The remaining space is for
Bae’s family n people from his village
Why Do You Worry About A Guy
Hitting On Your GF If You Can just
Chaw His Mom In His Room Anye
Tell You What my sister
Ur BF Doesn’t Really Hate Makeups And Brazilians He just Cant Afford…
Her: Sokuphi bbes?
Me:Ngasesitolo, ngikuphatseleni luv?
Her: Kiss bbe.
(30 minutes later)
Me: I’m near ur home now come out
Her: awukakhohlwa kungtsengela loKiss moc bbe.
Aahh I forgot to faint
Boy Friend who doesn’t buy you shoes ,
Bra’s ,clothes and panties
has no rights to take them off.
Ladies please share!
I’m Not Good At Translations But I’m Sure; “Ubheda Kakhulu” Is “You Better And Cool”.
Everyday I view fat people’s pictures on facebook
now i no longer have space on my phone memory.
Multiple births seem to be popping up all over the world, e.g [Twins, Triplets and Quads].
I think i know what’s going on here
The kids are afraid to come out by themselves.
Teacher : wht do we call a person without hands
Me : Vest