Ex – 20 missed calls : 10 voice note + R55 airtime
Bae – 0 missed call + 1 please call Back
Please, who is serious here?
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No one is as confused as Zulu people
– They don’t take shit😬
– Stubborn minded😣
– Taxi drivers🚍
Bribery is their first thing in mind💸
– They are capable of threatening🔫
– Speak Only one language😟
– They eat too much pap🍚
– They are Security workers👮
– They believe to stays in Hostels 🏠
– Killers ( Hit men )🔫
– They take human waste with bucket , they like that Job✋✋
– Very stupid😒
– They mostly believe that they are the only black original black people 😂😂😂😂😂
But i can’t laugh😂😂
Uncenge i Danone yomntwana uze uhambe ngamadolo uthi:
“Dlisa inja Nana”
In my hood there is a house written “sithengisa amagwinya” at at the gate but when U get to the door they have written “hay siyadlala”
Every time i send a risky text i throw my phone
& run away from it
I’ve always wanted to spin around in a chair and say:
“I’ve been expecting you..
So a husband is the head of the family.
But remember that the wife is the Neck
of the family and the Neck can turn
the Head the way she wants.
Wife : “what are u doing?”
–
Ronnie : “nothing”
–
Wife : “nothing??, you have been looking at our marriage certificate for an hour now”
–
Ronnie : “I was looking for the expiry date”
Ronnie : “doctor, my girl has a tendency of talking in her sleep,
what i should i give her?
–
Doctor : “just give her an opportunity to talk when she is awake?”
No horror movie can give you the feeling you get
when you tap your pockets and don’t feel your phone”