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You know what’s so hard to find,
someone you can actually trust.



You can teach math science history philosophy
but you can’t teach common sense.

Love is like the Sun it shines bright
and warms your heart.


Being a real man doesn’t mean you sleep with 100 girls.
It means you fight for one girl even
when 99 others are chasing you


” to all parties. I won’t want it, the third party.”


– are you two ghost? Because I’m two of you.
Are you in cash? Because I’m suffering when you’re away.
– I will never fall to you because I am floating when I see you?
– the little of your hand is small but you’re holding my world.
– my lovelife looks like you. Because it’s just like you are missing.
– do you know someone looks like you? You look like my future wife.
– my love to you like jackfruit. Langkatapusan.
Are you a horse? Because every time I see you tumitigidig my heart.
– I like magnum? I’m like magnumber one in your heart.
– you are always, haha, when I get annoyed with you I kiss you.
My heart is just cheap but because of you love it.
– are you coffee? Because you are hot hot.
– please check my eyes because I can’t see it anymore. See like you.
– are you tired of being you? Why don’t you try to let us be.
– are you sea? Because of palalim, I love you.
– I don’t care if you are fat, because I love you just the weigh of you.
– do you have a planet? Because you are my world.
– are you trishaw? Pedicabang be a girlfriend.
– I hope you are just a guitar for while I singing hug hug you.
– are you a driver? Because I want you to run my life.
– I don’t know if i am so good when I see you I’m crazy about you.
– I hope you are just a plane and the airport. For whatever happens to me is still your landing.
– isn’t your lip nilalanggam? Because the sweetness of your smile is so sweet.
– are you a bigbang theory? Because my world was formed because of you.
– I hope I’m just a plant for water for you.
– are you a doctor? Because I’d like to tell you what I feel.
– what kind of pen do you use? Because I can’t face you from my mind.
– can I reach you because my grandfather said reach for my dream.
– are you water? Because you are the biggest part of my world.
– I hope you’re not a month so you can’t leave me the day.
– are you medicine? Because I got sick of sadness and you can make me feel better.

Real People Are 😂😂😂 BASOTHO

– They are mostly mine workers
– Co – founders of African hip hop
– You find them in blankets while it’s extremely hot
– Sotho women are so damn beautiful but their also Bitches too
– They prefer horses than Cars
– Sotho man Have Small 🍆
– Not scared to kill
– Witches 2

Someone Out There Is Now Asking Your Bae
About You Like
“WHERE IS THAT STUPID OF YOURS”
And Your Bae Is Enjoying It….

But I can’t laug