If you get this answer right,
I will add you to my account.
Who is that girl like to dance alone
with alcohol in hand and wearing no panty?

Some Girls Will Give You Their Numbers
Just To Increase The Rate Of Missed Calls.
SO GUYS DON’T FEEL SO SPECIAL!!!

Those Days When Your Parents Used To Call You
To Come And Dance For Visitors!!!

Funny Definitions:

Laziness? – Asking Lift For Morning Walk.

Craziness? – Get Blank Paper Xerox.

Honesty? – Pregnant Women Taking 2 Tickets.

Dehydration? – Cow Giving Milk Powder.

Fashion? – Lungi With A Zip.

Hope? – A 99 Year Old Women Purchasing A Life Time SIM Card.

What Is The Best Punishment For A Girl?

Give Her New Clothes, Matching Jewellry And Nice Cosmetics

And Then Lock Her In A Room Without A Mirror.

What Is The Best Punishment For A Boy?

Give Him A Mobile With A Lot Of Girl’s Phone Numbers,

And Unlimited Credit & Put Him In A Place Where There’s No Network.

Boy: “You Look Like My Wife”

Girl (Surprisingly): “Oh Really Hows Nice, What Is Your Wife’s Name?”

Boy: “I Am Not Yet Married“

William Sexfear’s One Good Way To Reduce Alcohol Consumption

Before Marriage – Drink Whenever You Are Sad

After Marriage – Drink Whenever You Are Happy

Must Read William Sexfears Jokes