Nxa…
This evening I bought a porn DVD at the street,when I get home…
I closed the Windows..
Looked the doors..
Lower the volume to zero..
Inserted the DVD then booom.. God must be crazy part ll

In 2018 If you want a man with a car,
buy one for him.
Simple.

IF WE’RE ON THE PHONE & I SAY “LET ME CALL YU RITE BACK” THAT MEANS ENJOY THE REST OF YO DAY

Joburg police arrested a bloke printing fake notes. Rands, Dollars & Naira. And guess what? The Zim Bond Note

In Japan a 17yr old is a doctor
In Brasil a 17yr old is a footballer
In India a 17yr old is a shop owner
In China a 17yr old is an engineer
In Iraq a 17yr old is a Soldier
In USA a 17yr old is a celebrity
In Israel a 17 yr old is a priest
In Zimbabwe a 35yr old is a
whatsapp group admin.
South Africa 17 yr old will be a mother of 3

A man went to Church on Sunday
and gave testimony that he was
infected with Cholera and God had
healed him.
When he had
finished, he tried to give the mic
to the 2nd man but the 2ND Man
refused to take it:
2ND MAN- I have no testimony.
Give it to Pastor.
PASTOR- I’m not in charge of
testimonies so give it to the
Senior Pastor.
SENIOR PASTOR- Brother in Christ,
the mic is yours. It’s a gift from
the Church. You may take it
home.

ANSWER it if you are genius..!

A man and his wife have three sons,and every of the sons has
a sister.
How many are there in the family ?

A. 8
B. 10
C. 6
D. 12

A Mafia godfather, accompanied by his lawyer- Selibona Nya,
walks into a room to meet with his Ex-
accountant.

The godfather asks the accountant, “Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?”
The accountant does not answer. The godfather asks again, “Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?”

Nyaa interrupts, “Sir, the man is a deaf mute and cannot understand you, but I can interpret fo you.”
The godfather says, “Well ask him where my damn money is!”
Nyaa, using sign language, asks the accountant where the 3
million dollars is.

The accountant signs back, “I don’t know what you are talking about.”
Nyaa interprets to the godfather, “He doesn’t know what you are talking about.”

The godfather pulls out a 9 millimeter pistol, puts it to the table of the accountant, cocks the trigger and says, “Ask him again where my damn money is!” Nyaa sings the message to the accountant. The accountant signs back, “OK! OK! OK!, the money is hidden in a brown suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!”

The godfather says, “Well, what did he say?”
Nyaa interprets to the godfather, “He says, Go to hell, you don’t have the guts to pull the
trigger.”

Hurt him until he becomes a
motivational speaker on Facebook .