When Going To School
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White People
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*2 Books๐
*1pen โ
*1pencel
*Erasser ๐
*Apple๐
*Textbook๐
*Charpner
*Banana๐
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Black
*9books ๐จ
*Lunch Box ๐ข
*Machangane Bag :v
*12Textbook ๐
*Lunch Box For Shiit ๐
*Ponds๐ฆ
*Charger๐
*5Cellpone ๐
*7Flip File :v
*Headset ๐
*Polish Nd brush :v
*LeTsela laho Phumula ๐
* mirror ๐ก
*Dawnโบ
*Vaseline๐ฃ
*Strght cap ๐ข
*Backet Head ๐
*Scarf ๐
*7 BallPen :v
*HandClove ๐
*Tissue โบ
* Hair con ๐
*Bottle For Water ๐ฆ
*3Eraser ๐
*tablet ๐
*Laptop ๐
*Weed Nd Cigarette
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There is a priest, buy a 6 dozen eggs to give to the mahhrap… he left it in front of the church to open the gate, but when he comes back. So when the “Mass” is…
Priest: Stand up with eggs…
(stand all boys)
Priest: I mean those who saw eggs…
(stand all girls)
Priest: not.. I mean those who saw my eggs…
(stand the nun)..
Nqizwe bathi ama panty eLace are not for everyone ,
lezi ezinqa shavi kuba nqathi utshani obuvele ku pavement
Yaz Abe mubi umuntu uze ufune nokumbuza kuthi is it painful
Even if U in a wheelchair ,
a Zulu guy is still going to
ask U
“hamba kanjan mfethu”
Mango : I am a yellow bone when ripen, used for making atchaar when raw, and i look like a human kidney.
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Grapes: i am looking like a human eye, and i am a wine raw material
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Banana : please guys, let’s drop this topic
You’re offered R500 000 to sing a song word for word without making any mistakes…which song would you sing?
Dear Crush:
You are sending mixed messages when u say:
“I love u with all my Hut”
Please get it right
Her: when am i gonna see u again?๐
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Me: first of all…u saw me by Mistake
Those girls that put their whole stomach in leggins….
are u a kangaroo?