It was a practical session in the psychology
class.
The professor showed a large cage with a
male rat in it.
The rat was in the middle of the cage.
Then, the professor kept a piece of cake on
one side and kept a female rat on the other
side.
The male rat ran towards the cake and ate it.
Then, the professor changed the cake and
replaced it with some bread.
The male rat ran towards the bread.
This experiment went on with the professor
changing the food every time.
And, every time, the male rat ran towards
the food item and never towards the female
rat.
Professor said: This experiment shows that
food is the greatest strength and attraction.
Then, one of the students from the back
rows said:
“Sir, why don’t you change the female rat?
This one may be his wife!”

That awkward moment when u are talking to a very handsome dude at a funeral then ur mom comes and say to u
“pour that samp in a plastic that’s dinner

Sometimes I wonder if normal dogs see police dogs and think
“oh shit!!! It’s the police”

Girls without stretch marks think they are related to those dolls
they use in shops to advertise clothes

Q : what did one boob say to the other boob?
–
A : You are my breast friend

Tracy : “Ronnie my friend Sasha says i’m pretty and my colleague thinks i’m ugly, what do you think?
–
Ronnie : “aaah!! I think there is a combination of both “pretty ugly”.

On my way to Cape Town✈ for a funeral😢
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I don’t know who died guys😕…
But the way im gonna cry😢…I’ve got my own problems

Children : You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk, then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit-down and shut-up.