If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea in Swaziland,
does it mean that the remaining 1 enjoys it?

Reporter : “may i interview you?”
Ronnie : “yes”
Reporter : “Name?”
Ronnie : “Ronnie White Star Sikhondze”
Reporter : “sex?”
Ronnie : “3 times a day”
Reporter : “No i mean male or female?”
Ronnie : “yes male, female, sometimes a cow”
Reporter : “holy cow?”
Ronnie : “yes cow, sheep, animals in general”
Reporter : “but isn’t that hostile?”
Ronnie : “yes horse style, dog style, any style”
Reporter : “mxm”
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One word for Ronnie!!

You know u are high on weed when u watch
Generations and u hear Cosmo speaking English

It’s only African people that can go to the butchery,
and buy bones.
.
Then go home, and begin to complain
that the bones doesn’t have meat.

I always hear people saying legends are born in January,
February, March and all the other months of the year😑
.
Please my question is, in which month are
thieves, Gays, Rapists, Ritiualists, Abortionists, e.t.c born?

You find two people in a relationship and u get between them
.
My sister why are behaving like a G-string? ???