Mshini: Are u sponsored by nike?😕
Busha: No! Why are u asking?😮
Mshini: Your eyebrows

You can’t expect your child to have a bright future
while u had sex in the dark while making him

Surname: Simelane
.
Name: Mshini a.k.a Mshinilicious or Mshini the big dog
.
Date of birth: 34 years
.
ID No: Its a long story
.
Sex: Depends on the weather but mostly its six times a day
.
Marital status: HIV Negative
.
Race: I hate Racing
.
Health: Im fine, thank u and u?
.
Home language: Im a Swazi but my dad is a chinese
.
Other languages: i know all the languages so listing them would be pointless
.
Hobbies: Dogs
.
CONTACT DETAILS
Postal adress: Eskolwen next to Mhlongo’s Tavern lakugcwala khona tifebe
Highest grade Passed: standard 1
Year obtained: 1987
.
References
Name of person: Nkunzebovu Mhlongo
Position: Uzalo
Relationship: My aunt’s great grandfather uncle but u wouldn’t understand

Iphone users be like:
☆
“I don’t care whether the face COMES in the photo,
But the APPLE Logo must come out

She said “swimming paul” instead of “swimming pull”😂
She must go back to primary school

Ever been irritated by an Unsaved Number
on Whatsapp??
..

You be like “Yey wena 078 watch your
tongue”

Your Mom went to consult a female Doctor
.
Your Mom: Doc I have a Problem
my Husband wants sex all the time,
what should I do?
Doctor: Give him my Number.