Ur mama is so fat that when she passes though the TV
u miss 112 episods of isidingo

The meaning of the word kiss
Keep
It
Short
Stupid

There was a girl called Nothing and there were 2 boys named Somebody and Nobody ,
they were both crushing for Nothing
They started fighting for her .
Then someone went to the police station to report,”
Officer somebody and Nobody are fighting for Nothing ,” please lets go

Why did the chicken cross the road

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Because it wanted to go to the other side