👩‍🦰 : Unjani babakhe🥰?
👨‍🦰 : Nami ngiyaphila sela lenhliziyo yami 😋.
👩‍🦰 : Uyitholile message yami manje ekuseni babazzz😍🙈?
👨‍🦰 : Usho yiphi message manje 😳🤔… Oh ngiyitholile sthandwa lena ekhuluma nge R500.
👩‍🦰 : Bengisacela ungizama ngalo R500💰 engiwucelile kule message sthandwa sami.
👨‍🦰 : Hhay angiyitholanga leyo message ekhuluma ngemali.
👩‍🦰 : Ingani uthe uyitholile (shocked!).
👨‍🦰 : (Phone call dropped ☎).

Qomani bosisi angina mona 🤣🏃‍♂🏌‍♂️🙆‍♂

Avele abe mubi umuntu aze afane nesamfonyo 😷(mask) sakhe I 🤣🏃‍♂💨🖐

👮‍♂️ Nock nock nock
👶Ubaniloyooo
👮‍♂️ Yey wena u rape bani e Creche
👶 Ayibo 😳😳 ngimnikeze ishumi loyo

Dear Ramaphosa
Sicela umane uvule izikole noma sew 2 weeks nje,
sinenkinga lapha othisha abasagezi. Vula khekha 👏👏👏👏👏

Abe mnyama umuntu ungathi washa the time kubangwa imali ye-stokvel(a)🤣🏃‍♂💨

NGEKE UBE NE-DRAMA NJENGAMA GIRLS.

Akusokolise for 2 years umshela, after a month akuqomile umuzwe esekubalisela ngomshado🤣