Le team yenu ityiwa njalo,
ngathi sisonka esi brown. Lool

Yintoni wathenga izihlangu oko,
ingathi une bipola

Ikati yam ine depression,,
akhonto ufuna ukuyenza into eyaziyo kukutya qha

interview for a security officer position
Interviewer : uyasazi isingesi?
Job seeker : OH, lamasela azabe esuka Engilane?

Lizo: uyayazi ba Uthini umnwe komnye?
Sipho : ha a!

Umithi and Uhleli nabazali bakho,,,
boom kudlale intengiso yecondom kunomathotholo lool

Lizo :uyayazi ba Uthini umnwe komnye?
Sipho : Ha a! Andiyazi
Lizo : uthi!, if eliphepha lingakrazuka sikwembi ikaka
Lool

Itshomi yam icingba ibhadlile, Ithi litswele lodwa elililisayo,, ndamphosela ngebutternut ebusweni.. Lol

Osisi basithathela yonke into besithi yeyethu madoda,,
baqele ngokusinxibela ibrukhwe, ngoku ziicut.. Hay andisayazi ke ngoku