Guy 1 : bro I have ever gone to the moon. What about you ?
Guy 2 : am planning to go land on the Sun.
Guy 1 : you will burn before reaching the thereπ¨π±π³
Guy 2 : hey bro am not stupid π…I’ll go there at nightππ
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