A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. ๐Ÿ˜

“If I do 200Km/h, will you take off your clothes?” he asked.๐Ÿค”

“Yes๐Ÿ‘!” said his adventurous girlfriend. ๐Ÿ˜‹

And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes. ๐Ÿ’ƒ

Unable to keep his eyes๐Ÿ‘€ on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel. ๐Ÿ˜ข

“Go and get help!” he cried๐Ÿ˜ญ.

“But I can’t. I’m naked and my clothes are gone๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ!”

“Take my shoe๐Ÿ‘Ÿ”, he said, “and cover yourself.” ๐Ÿ˜ข

Holding the shoe over her pubes๐Ÿ˜, the girl ran๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, “Please help me! My boyfriend’s stuck!๐Ÿ˜ญ”

The proprietor looked๐Ÿ‘€ at the shoe ๐Ÿ‘Ÿand said, “There’s nothing I can do๐Ÿ™„…he’s in too far๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ.”


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