Wife : Honey can you you please help me clean the garden ?
Husband: Do I Look like a Gardener?
Wife : Sorry Honey , Ok then fix the bathroom door
Husband: Do I look like a Carpenter?
Then The Husband walks out , After coming from where he went,
he found the garden Clean and the door fixed
Husband: I knew my wife you can do this all by yourself
Wife: its not me
Husband: who then ?
Wife: John our neighbour
Husband: How much did you pay him
Wife : No money, he just give two options . Bread or S*x
Husband: I hope you give him bread
Wife: Do I look like a baker ?
Husband: (Fainted)🤣😂