A blind man went to a restaurant.
“Menu sir?” Asked the owner.
“I’m blind. Just bring me one of your dirty
forks.. I will smell it &
order.”
The confused owner got a fork. The blind
man smelt the fork with a deep breath. “Yes,
I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes
and spring vegetables.
“Unbelievable!” thought the owner.
The blind man ate and left. 2 weeks later the
blind man returned.
The owner, wanting to see how good his
smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where
his wife Brenda was cooking.
He said, “Do me a favor and rub this fork
over your private part!”, which she does!
He then goes to the blind man and gives him
the fork. The blind man takes it, puts it to his
nose and says “Oh interesting…, I never
knew Brenda worked here!”
Owner fainted.