A very successful Nigerian man parked his new lexus in front of his office ready to show it off to his collegues, as he got out a trailer passed too close and completety tore off the door, the man immediately grabbed his cell phone, called the police, and they arrived. before the officer could say anything the man was scereaming hysteriacally, my lexus!, my lexus!, will never be the same again no matter what the panel -beater did to it, the officer just looked at the man in disgust and shook his head, i cant beleieve how materialistic you are, he said, you are soo focused on your possessions that you dont notice anything else. how can you say such a thing? asked the man. dont you know that your left arm is missing from your elbow down, it must have been torn off when the truck hit you……….., oh my God replied the man, “MY ROLEX” wrist watch.
Related Posts
“I Need Space” means: “I’m trying to find your Replacement but if I don’t I will be back..” ~•~•~ Don’t Continue Reading..
These days it’s risky to get angry with your girlfriends because of those guys called *I’m here for you* Post Continue Reading..
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: Up! Quick! My husband is back! Man gets Continue Reading..
If you can’t convince them, confuse them. Post Views: 0
Give me some sunshine..!! . . . . .Give me some rain..!! . . . . . . . Give Continue Reading..
Girl the longer the skirt the longer the relationship days😊 The shorter the skirt the shorter the relationship days Post Continue Reading..
If someone asks about your educational background, proclaim boldly that: Church is my college. Heaven is my university. Father God Continue Reading..
The pain of coming back from Shoprite with plastics,and none of your Neighbours are outside to witness the Event Post Continue Reading..