WIFE: *Honey let’s play a game*
HUSBAND: *Okay. What’s the game about?*
WIFE: *If I mention a fruit, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall & if I mention a colour, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall. If you run to the wrong direction, you’ll give me all your salary for this month*
HUSBAND: *Okay! And if you fail in your turn, I’ll have your salary too right?*
WIFE: (smiles) *Yes darling!*
HUSBAND: *Okay* (stands up ready to run in any direction)
*Are you ready*
Husband: *Yes ready*
WIFE: *Orange!*
Its been 4 HOURS NOW…
The husband is still standing on the spot wondering if she meant the fruit or the color
*Moral lesson… After God, Fear Women!*