Utsi utitsandzela Sesi wase village.
Uftole kutsi yena utitsandzela kuya escojeni (emanti )
Ube mubi utsi noma solahlekile
Bakuphike
Anyway Wagibela iTaxi
Ngamabele Awile
May’fika eGarage Siyawapompa, Siyezwana
Lapho?
Guys tell me? ^_^
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Yindaba Lamantombazane agqoka izibuko Efeba Kanje?? 😮 😮
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Umuntu umubone Kuma GTI KuFront sit Esevele Nezibuko Zamehlo. -_- -_- phinde ubone eseyi D.p somewhere 😮 😮
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Ave Nifeba zingane zebuko zamehlo Ngiyanivuma ngeke.
Abemubi usis uze ufise lokumbuza ukuth ”
so uyatshona unje ilanga lonke?”
TEACHER: Name any animal that lives in water.
KELVIN: Hippopotomas.
TEACHER: Tomas your turn.
TOMAS: Hippopokelvin.😂😂🏃😜
TEACHER: Tomas be normal.
TOMAS: Nguye uqalile
Scoko siyancinca Lena sbali ibuya embabane
Lapha wena scoko nambhokane
Ngingumfati ngisebenta nalabanye bafati manje
Ngevelentine bangigabatisela lentinto
Labatsengelwe madvodza abo
Leyami indvodza nangiyicela kutsi ingitsengele something for valentine itsi yona
Inemali yokulima emabhontjisi
Manje majalamadzala ngibuta kutsi lendzodza iyangitsandza yini
Mbokane: lalela make indvodza yakho iyakutsandza ngobe lokwe valentine kwelilanga linye kani
Emabhontjisi nitawudla umnyaka wonke
Nale emsebentini uma bakhipha me tipho (gifts)
For valentine ukhiphe lamabhintjisi ( beans)
Kuyashisa today LA mpumalanga
Sengize ngi delete wonke ma picture ngicoke ma jezi (jacket)
Umqome ngoba ubone ma keys emoto
Only to realize they were gate key 😃😂😁
Sugar mom : hhayi no! Ngimdala phela
Sengikhathele ukudlala
Ben10: Mina angikadeli kusemnandi ukudlala