URamaphosa Wenu selokhu aba uPresident
akaze aphose Ngisho Eyodwa iRama
The guy infront of me said “Johny Walker single”.
The barman served him.
The next guy said “Jack Daniels Single on the rocks”
The barman served him.
When it was my turn I shouted,..”Selibona Nyaa, Married”
The barman fainted……
What do you think surprised him??
Am confused…
I won’t drink a single drop of Mofaya until DJ
Sbu confess that he was Mzekezeke
New Pregnancy Test o tshela
Danone kamo gare ga kuku hae sa boe
it means ngwana oe jele
Whoever says ‘ikusasa alaziwa’
please tell them that tomorrow it’s Sunday
Virgin ngeke ulizwe lithy *seen*
mara abo mgodi 😨 yeey no seen o horny🚶
Him: Umuhle
Her : Ohw Thank You😊
Him: Yeah Ngyabuza..
Entlek siya ezulwini or u jesus
uyeza? Ngathi sizophambana
ngendlela la
That moment u sit next to a hot chic in a kombi then when u start hitting on her an old lady u know says…
“Ngakucina ufuna ukuphinda iO level okwesithathu wacina upasile yini”
Teacher: Junior njengoba ulate kanje namuhla ukhethani ukuthi ngikubuze imbuzo emihlanu elula, kumbe ngikubuze owodwa onzima?
Junior: ngikhetha owodwa onzima teacher,
Teacher: okay zingaki inkanyezi esibhakabhakeni?
Junior: 5000 teacher’
Teacher: ukuthatha ngaphi lokho?
Junior: sivumelane ngombuzo owodwa manje lowo omunye ngowani? Ngicela usuke emnyango ngingene.