Nowadays relationships are like beer crates that are kept in tarvens. πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

Just ukusukuma kancane nje, omunye sewuhleli.



Yaz mara It’s painful being a side chick Shem😏:
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Palesa : Hi baby😊
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Sol : Sho chief zkhiphani ?πŸ˜’
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Palesa :” just called to say I love you “.😊
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Sol: “Sho commander nawe uyazi sisonke πŸ˜’”
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Palesa: “ok Good night baby”😊
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Sol : “Viva comrade

90’s: My Neighbor Has A Black Cat.. 🐈
2000’s: Mangithi Ntlaaa……!😨 Nayi Black Panther Yaka Makhelwane.

Have you notice Ama 2000 ko monateng wen the DJ plays phusa skorokoro THEY PUSH US ama 90s πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


I most yamatheken amahle
Azwana ne camera kunamanzi


Her: babe sekuza mina phezulu
Me: wake walibona ikhekhe lisika umese


90’s: My Neighbor Has A Black Cat.. 🐈
2000’s: Mangithi Ntlaaa……!😨
Nayi Black Panther Yaka Makhelwane.

Black people only share cigarettes and beer:
Business plans no.
Job opportunities cha,
Kodwa otshwaleni uze
ulandwe ekhaya kini.