Ngemsa ‘shulungeke iduno Yaaaah neh
Baba kho fena nefena
So You say you beautiful how many guys
abazame ukukshela vandag??
Adakwe UMZALWANE aze abize uJesu ngo Mngani wakhe….babazani bo!!!!!!
A sangoma enters a taxi and asks “Iyaphi le taxi”?
Then a drunk man answered “shaya mathambo.
THE PAIN OF BEING TOO FORWARD!¡¡!¡
Him:Umuhle
Her:Thanks
Him:Beng’buza ✋
Not all gals are beautiful
ongekho muhle wulo ongekho mubi
Most difficult question to answer is “wenzani ke ngok?”
After trying to take off her T shirt
imagine you working for Isibaya to write the English subtittles and Judas Ngwenya athi ‘ haaa uvukile umalambani’ how are you going to put in English? ngibuzela umngani
You know you will never win if the security guard say
“💁♂️Kodwa mshana umthetho awuvumi ”
Ikunyise i relationship uzithole sewu citha iimpahla u eneka amanzi…