Me: Bae World Cup Phelile
Her : Njenge Relationship Yetsu

Black parents be like
“Yabonake aythukwa inhlamba laykhaya uyezwa masimbskho?

Dont ask me a relationship advice. I went back to the same girl 12 times… Solo bathi mnike i chance

Otla swenkela ke ngwanyana wa meno ama
yellow nkare o hupile di emoji

The fact the cheaters is coming to South Africa doesnt shake nakancani… I will just buy a camera man a 2litre coke and chips then he shoot ampty chairs… Welcome to Sata Frika wena…

INDODA YANGEMPELA IGEZA NGO PETROL MAQEDE YOTHE UMLILO😏☝
~THE REST HELLOW LADIES

Vodacom ngimshiye neskweledi sa R78 for lobuhlungu langivisa bona nge Happy Friday…

Him:Umuhle.
Her:Thanks.
Him:Ngyabuza?

got into A Taxi with 3 boxes of Pizza &
Went
Straight to the backseat…
.
‘Zulu driver’
“Noma Ungahlala eBackSeat
Uzowabhadalela Lawo MaTiles”

Nxa uSingle uzwa ngcono nxa uhlanganise imali lomuntu eTaxin bese ihanjiswa nguwe ukhulumele phezulu uthi “sibabili lapha”.