Reminder to all the happy couples
Nisazohlukana
TV dramas
Isidingo = The need
Imbewu = The seed
Muvhango = …… ?
Ever since Messi came to South Africa
has started playing not very well.
Nithakathe ingani yabantu guys ne??
Umphuzise umngane wakho adakwe umuzwe esethi
yabona mfethu Mina la emhlabeni angina umngane
Uthi ushaya i style uvele uthole piece weSolezwe eznqeni za mamaz
Zulu girls be like:
“i might be stupid kodwa angisona isilima”
Hebanaa
Yaz kuke kube nzima othandweni uze uthi nama uya estolo uthi ucela u 2 litre we airtime no R12 we coke
After having tlof tlof…
Her: babie i love you …and you’re the best guy i ever had in my life😍😍😍
Me; Gcoka ng’kukhaphe sokhuluma ku whatsapp…..
Thats when you will know that you are just in a ‘hit and run league
Ngeke sishade sonke bafethu.
Buka nje Aunt Caroline ubhiz ne rice
Ngthenge i Aunt Caroline(Rice) estolo sama China,
only to found out that u Aunt
oseplastikini akazifakile izibuko futh udiniwe akahleki.