UMBONA NGOKUGQOKA MA MORNING SHOES EMINI😩✋✋
KUTHI ULIPHINDILE I PANTY

Her:Can I saw you now!
Him:NGATHI HLUKANA NE ENGLISH WENA

Buya ku inbox jiki jiki buya ku WhatsApp
jiki jiki fika ekhaya jiki buya ngetulu Udliwe wena

Whites: Oh wow she’s blind and she’s pregnant, so beautiful
BLACKS: iPipi oyibonile yona

I will name my child “Oteng”❤
Oteng’s friends : Papa Oteng, Oteng Oteng?
Me : Oteng Hateng!!

wo babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other, “Are you a little girl or a little boy?”
“I don’t know,” replied the other baby giggling.
“What do you mean, you don’t know?” said the first baby. “I mean I don’t know how to tell the difference,” was the reply.
“Well, I do,” said the first baby chuckling, “I’ll climb into your crib and find out.”
He carefully got himself into the other baby’s crib, then quickly disappeared in to the blankets. After a couple of minutes, he resurfaced with a big smile on his face. “You’re a little girl, and I’m a little boy,” he said proudly.
“You’re ever so clever,” said the baby girl, “but how can you tell?”
“It’s quite easy really,” replied the baby boy, “you’ve got pink socks and I’ve got blue ones.”
Ubusubacabangelani abantwana?
Please leave your filthy mind.

Umuntu uzoze afe impela nje engakaze edibane nezimbila zithutha

Friend request ‘Chris Brown’
Me ‘accepted’

Sametime inbox ‘helo how are you’
Chris Brown; I’m good and you

Me; Im good. You know i like listening to your songs.

Chris: oooh oky ngyabonga. Wena uhlalaphi.

Me; Huh? Really so wena chris uyakhuluma???

Chris; Yebo. Lets meet in jozi weekend because im staying in soweto.

Me; 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Dont be fooled with facebook…..

Blessed monday and week ahead!!

Kazi asebenzisa luphi uhlobo lwe glue lama couples angahlukani.

step Father :Wahamba uGesi
Kids:kwasala wena