My Goal This Year Was To Be Madly😝 Rich🤗
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I’m Mad Already.. 🙄Slowly Getting There

When she tells you umgosi athi uyamshisa..
then she tells you not to tell anyone
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Manje mina ngishe?

Analysis tym.
Ngokubona kwakho ngubani omdala phakathi kwakeli khehla le KFC laleli lakwa Grandpa?
50 mks

I overheard a fight next door and the woman said “ngifuna ukulala lamadoda wonke endaweni ngikukhawulise”.
Today i didnt go to work am waiting for my turn.

Yini oyenzakho kini mawusele wedwa?
Me:ngikhuma ushukela,ngisule ngendwangu yezitsha phansi manginqena ukuyocinga i mop,ngikwapune i peanut butter ngomunwe,ngiphuze i drink ngomlomo,ngisule izitsha ngempahla engisuke ngiyigqokile.

Wena????

That one person who always see you wearing the same outfit uze ufise kumchazela!

When your girl introduces you to her bestie…
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Uvel’ ubon’ i-straight, uvele ubone umshado, ngish’ uMa wey’Ngane !!!

Cabanga you’re Pregnant, watching TV with your Parents.. Then Boom !! Advert yama-Condom😦
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Such Torture

She changed her Profile picture and her
Mom commented

Zimpahla zikabani lezo ?

That awkward moment when you are watching photos in your bae’s phone and a screen pop up of a whatsap or messenger sms shows up at the top of the screen saying “Love you too”.
Uvele udideke ukuthi ubani obethe “I love you” ekuqaleni?