If ujola neSdudla awuboni masi Preg
usizwa nje sesithi : “Umntwana ushoda ngama Huggies

Ayi ukuthi ngyesaba kushela
Into eyenza ngingajoli ukuthi kufuna sihlangane everyday
and mina anginazimpahla

Does “Nomvula” In English means
“No Rain”? Zulus Help😂😂💔

No Mvula

In a taxi from Beitbridge to
Johannesburg…
A young man sitting on the front sit
answers his phone “Babey ngise taxin eya
eFree State for the weekend ngiyabuya
monday!”
# after he hangs up#
The lady sitting behind him answers her
phone and said “Hey dear… ngise taxin eya
eKlerksdorp ku interview I’ll call you later!”
# immediately after she hangs up#
A young lady at the back seat answers her
phone “Mama ngisendleleni ngiya
eMafikeng.
The old man sitting next to her at the back
screams “ENTLEKE lamasimba etaxi ayaphi
vele yeeee!!!!

In a taxi from Beitbridge to Johannesburg…
A young man sitting on the front sit answers his phone “Babey ngise taxin eya eFree State for the weekend ngiyabuya monday!”
# after he hangs up#
The lady sitting behind him answers her phone and said “Hey dear… ngise taxin eya eKlerksdorp ku interview I’ll call you later!”
# immediately after she hangs up#
A young lady at the back seat answers her phone “Mama ngisendleleni ngiya eMafikeng.
The old man sitting next to her at the back screams “ENTLEKE lamasimba etaxi ayaphi vele yeeee!!!!

Ubani ofuna I Airtym?
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AKAYTHENGE PHELA

After a good night:
White ladies: Thanks a lot dear it was a marvelous nyt.
Black ladies: eishhhh umuntu nxa esuka lapha mele ayedlula eSalon.

Imagine dating a girl who wants to meet your parents…😳
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But when you tell her that nawe you want to meet her🏃 parents, umuntu avele athi:
°° °° °°
“Yho, hhayi 🙅ubabami uzongibulala !!”
** Simenzani umuntu onje yeee??”

When the baby fallen from the bad nd is crying…..
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Whites : I had the babie crying from the stairs….
Blacks : ke nokwa ruthu,ka re ke sa theeditxe ka kwa ngweeeeee ka re a se le ge bareng se wele.