Seqedile ukubhala
sephuma ethi uhambisa
i assignment

Kant uyolahla
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Yaz Nizofa



Morning Mzansi

Noma iCall duration yenu ingathi 1hour 59 minutes 59 seconds
okusalako nizohlukana

I am so Glad emzimbeni sinama “Sosha” imagine if besinama “Phoyisa” indlela aneCorruption ngayo

Senzo Mteshane:buzothi udla iPap neNyama lifike eswini lingasena Nyama..

Teacher:ngubani u president we America

boy: Obama

teacher: no sekungu Trump manje

boy: awu Kanti ungibuza into oyaziyo udlala kabi neh


USipho lo John bayathukana

USipho athi uphanjaniswa yikuthi awuyanga e Pre-school .

UJohn aphendule athi ngangiyahamba njani uyihlo sentshontshe imzunko?

People who use Cell C be like”batho ba timang di data ba bora” . Yeii come to vodacom otla utlwisisa, Kore le alarm eja data.. Calendar yona haksa bua


When A Lil Kid Hits You Infront Of His/
Her
Mom And You Cant Do Anything About It
So you End Up Smilling Like A Fool And
Saying
things Like:
“Hahaha wena Nana heeh wena
hehehe “


Zim girls will never tell you that you’re handsome you hear _
* Yo”Face yoh uthanda mantombazane .”*

That awkward moment when you ask your bae that
“baby sibangaki kuwe?”
And they say “Niyi-wedwa”

Ngeke ngikhohlwe
Ngigibele itaxi kwaseku ringa iphone yomuntu wathi eyiphendula wathi:
“Sho boss lo muntu ngigibele naye la etaxin ngizokhona ukumdubula uma esehla estobhin kubo”
Kwathi nya etaxin…sonke salala kibo kuka driver.
Wawungehla wena?