My biggest worry in life is that the same pegs that are used to pin down panties is the same that are used to pin down the dish towels and to clip shut a packet of milk.
Angilali ngalento

Boy : can you please give me your number
Girl : Are you working ?
Boy : No
Girl : 073 154 7381
Boy : (2 min later) hhayi! Bo ayisebenzi le-
number
Girl : ifana nawe

The presenter of nyan nyan
is like “Cela mxelele lento okade undixelela apha
ngaphandle ngabe sengithi ndiyaxoka”

Mase befika ngeBus yaseRes, behla befake amaHeadsets ungaze ufunge kuthi abadlali beReal Madrid ukuytshela

White:who stole my pen??
.
Black: awuveze ukuth u ‘D’ bani

A baby mosquitoe had just had his first day lokutinyela abantu, ntambama his father askd: ‘How was yo 1st day in the real world son?’ Baby mosquito: “It was fanta-bulous dad, everyone was clapping hands for me!” Dad: “Son, every1 was trying to kill you.” MORAL: not every1 who laughs with you is a well-wisher, do not trust every cute smile.

Tr: class, wats the truest definition of globalisation? Kwasukuma oku Nya ngetatasi: Princess Dianna’s death! Umbalisi waxakeka: how so Nya? NYA: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfrend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car witg a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish Whiskey, 4lowd closly by Italian Paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles, treatd by an American docta, using Brazilian medicine. Ths was sent 2 me by a Malawian who got it 4m a Namibian who was using American Bil Gates technology, and u probably reading ths on yo computer tht use Taiwanese chips, a Korean monitor, asembld by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transportd by Zim drivas, hijackd by Somali pirates, unloaded by Mozambican longshoremen and truckd 2 u by Nigerian illegals. That, Sir, is globalisation’ wahlala phansi uNya utisha se fainte kudala

BREAKING NEWS…Menzi Ngubane, popularly known on
generations as Sibusiso Dlomo has passed on. This sad
event occurred this morning around 08h00.
He was allegedly shot by armed robbers and killed instantly,
in a movie am watching now.

A girl was dreaming in that dream somebody shot her and she died, when she arrive in heaven god said to her “oh my child u don’t deserve to be here, I will give u a chance to live again bt u gonna return on earth as a pregnant chicken” then she went back to earth by that time is was time for her to lay egg, she went under a tree, she pushed 1st egg came out,she pushed again the 2nd egg came out and she pushed harder for the 3rd time then her husband woke her up shouting “dikeledi” “dikeledi” “o kakela dikobo (You’ shitting on the blanket) sies man!!

Ukuba i stepfather sekusegazini angisabuzi nokuth unayo yin ingane