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You see i dont know Zulu well but there is
this girl i like and she keeps saying “wena
ubheda kakhulu”
I guess she means i am “better and cool”

Aniyeken kufihla ama Panty
enu ngoba nifuna kuhamba
nigqoke ama trank
ethu
mese nilibele ni post iythombe
niwagqokile😂

Ladies tell me, ukutshela umuntu okushelayo ukuthi ulomuntu wakho, yikumala yini lokho?

i gave a homeless guy $2 at the robots and i told him
“don’t buy drugs”, and he replied
“ungangitsheli okwekenza ngemali yami”

Washumayela umfundis wathi
”bazalwane lingabotshintsha tshintsha njengenwele
ngoba zona phela

ma zisekhanda lithi zinwele

ma ziphezu kwamehlo lithi zintshiya

Zithi ukwehla kancane lithi zinkophe

zibe seslevu lithi zindevu

zibe sesfubeni nengalweni lithi lihwanqa..”

wazwakala omunye umama ohloniphekayo emuva ethi

AMEN mfundisi yehla nazo .

Uzwe isdudla sithi “I miss my other half”…
Yaz uz’buze ukuthi kanti lesdudla singakanani mase siphelele???

Nina enijola nama 2000
isithathaphi isibindi
sokwehlisa panty👙
elino popayi

Aniyeken kufihla ama Panty
enu ngoba nifuna kuhamba
nigqoke ama trank
ethu😂😂😂😂
mese nilibele ni post iythombe
niwagqokile

With us men its better to forget a tissue when
you go to the toilet than to forget your phone.
Icala elibomvu lelo!!!

I was in a dream and the red devils were chasing me,
immediately I shouted sevilla.
They disappeared!!