Boy:sawbona ntokazi…
Girl:yebo
Boy:wazewamuhle yaz ungshaya ngaphakath.
Girl:ngoba ngith angphethe nduku nj,futh ngsemgwaqen…
Boy:ohh! Ok,sis bengsacel ungiph inumbr yakh umungakwaz…
Girl:ngekengkwaz cause nginenamb eyodw mangkupha yona ngeke ngibenay enye
Boy: ….💔



Zulu Is Very Nice!
One day Nomthandazo wanted to bake a cake,but she ran out of eggs. So she went to her usual grocery store Emakhaya.
As she walked in,the owner Mkhize was there and she asked him for a dozen eggs.she went back home and baked the cake.to her surprise the eggs were rotten (Abolile),so she went back to the store and this time Mkhize wasn’t there,but his wife Makhosi was there.
” Nomthandazo approached Mkhize’s wife and said,”Uyazi ukuthi amaqanda we ndoda yakho abolile?” Makhosi,obviously shocked and upset asked:”Wazi kanjani ukuthi amaqanda wendoda yami abolile?! Nomthandazo replied:”Woza uzo nuka ikhekhe Lami..!

Nx Yati Muntfu Abe Mubi Phindze Ahambe Kancane Nawumpheketela Ekuseni ShIt!!!
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uth unendoda lento esaba
Polony izincamele kudla igwinya
skoon ngoba ingekho mali
ka cheese


yaz’ abantu abadala bayathanda ukuthi thina we are a lost generation

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But umangibuka khumbul’ ekhaya yibona abafunwayo

Ayikho i-team LeBora njenge-kaizer chips nowadays
I wonder why they don’t take a break,
and come back sebayi- Kaizer chips the legacy -njenge-Generations


Saying “Otsamaye Hantle”To A Person With Kiss Madolo Is Disrespect Mara


This Morning I Bumped Into a Guy I Owe Money on an ATM Que For withdrawal, I Asked Him…. “yi line yama taxi aya e Orlando West lana

Guys when they catch their girl cheating will be “selalala kangaki?”
As if he is going to handle it well when she says 20 times.
Dont ask things you won’t handle pliz.