siza mfethu, labo abazi ama Whiskey, I’ve got Glennifeddish Single malt Whiskey 80year old, ne 30year old. How much can I sell them for?

UJohn uthandana noPinky. UJohn wasesithi’ Pinky ngicela ukuthi Mhla kungenamuntu ngakini ungitshele ngivakatshe. Ngenye iSunday uPinky ne family yakhe bavuka ekuseni bageza baya esontweni. Bathe besendleleni wathumela uJohn i sms’ wathi woza akuna muntu ngekhaya. Waya egijima uJohn. Uthe efika wathola ukuthi no Pinky naye akekho. Adobhe iphone ngolaka u John’ Kanti uthi ngize kanjani usazi ukuthi awukho? Aphendule uPinky’ angithi wathi ma kungelamuntu ngekhaya ngikutshele uvakashe. Ngubani owaye-wrong lana?

Whites : Nice shoes 👍👞👞 My Dawg 🙂.

Him : Thanks Dude 🤝🙂
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*Come to us (blacks)*
👇
Blacks : Izicathulo zakho zinhle Mfana 👍👞👞🙂

Him : Ngis’thenge ngo R1800

We all have that kind friend who drink 2 beers and be like
“Unga worry ntwana angeke bakwenze nix”

After being robbed:
white people:are you
okay?
Black people:Bakae bona?

Masepa Is Everything In South Africa….
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You’re Beautiful – O Etsa Masepa..
You’re Ugly – O Bifile Masepa…
Bad Person – O Masepa A Motho…
You’re Great – O Masepa…
Don’t Want Apologies – Sorry Ya Masepa…
Talk Crap – O Bolela Masepa….
Driving A Nice Machine – Transi Ya Daiman E Masepa…
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Nou ke sure O Tshega Masepa😄
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Umuntu😘 akucabuze akuphe i kiss ngathi ukhotha😋 i cover ye danone yoghurt

Ladies, Men don’t crush on you,
They just wish to have sex with you 😧
Aniyekeni ukuzkhohlisa ngothando✋😂

Uthi uyomzama
ngekhekhe🍑Avele antante
nawe umashu wonke
efunana no base

Umuntu akaliwa, uyamziba nje iminyaka emihlanu then, uqhamuke usuthi
“Sesaxabana yini?”