ama’Yellow bone afana nesinkwa esim’hlophe…
am’nandi mara aw’suthis kahle marn

Yaz ube Single ngathi kukhona umunt’ om’layayo

English: He’s a good Builder
Zulu. : Unesandla
–
English : He’s involved
Zulu : Unesandla
–
English : He’s a Thief
Zulu : Unesandla
–
English : He beats his Wife
Zulu : Unesandla
–
English : He’s has a good hand writing
Zulu : Unesandla
…
Part Two
…
It has stopped
Imile
.
It’s stationed
Imile
.
It’s standing
Imile
.
It’s jammed
Imile
.
It’s not moving
Imile
.
It’s paused
Imile
.
It’s motionless
Imile
.
It’s upright
Imile
.
It’s erected 🍆
Imile
.
It’s waiting
Imile

Uyezwa umuntu ethi ufuna ukuthatha ibreak othandweni.
Why angathathi konke nelunch ne after school ahambe once.

After the funeral:
Whites: It was so sad.
Blacks: Abangakadli bama kuphi…?

And your husband will quickly stuff his side chick’s jacket in the fridge, and tell you politely that,
“Baby ungabambi iplastic leyo emnyama yisitshebo sanext door.”