Uzalo luyabheda nj Lvovo played a character whr he was in jail not so long ago bt now he is back as Lvovo aisuka!!

We all hv that kind friend who drink 2 beers nd be like
“Unga worry ntwana angeke bakwenze nix”

After witnessing a domestic fight:
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Whites: They were Arguing and He slapped her in the face.
Blacks: Umfazi ubesathi peperepe peperepe pepepepepepepe ngazwa vaaaaah!!!

Zulu girls can easily dump u for not having foreskin n be like:LENYAMA IYASHODA

Some relationship ngathi kuse scrapyard kuhlale kulungiswa izinto njalo

Let me 📲call 📞her … Babe asihlukane sobuyelana ngey😁 15 feb after Valentine…its a break just that I don’t know that game called Valentine idlalwa njan?😑 and where?

Mantombazana ngicela ningibuzele kulabo bhuti be straight-back ukuthy yin inkinga yabo…..ngoba no usher akasawendzi lama simba no jub jub imbala. .

Divorce is for rich people. Imagine going to court libanga amazenge omkhukhu leZkhaftin ze Ice cream.
Hayi stick together once.

When I see an ugly girl crying,
I feel like saying:
”Aibo thula indoda aikhali”

Wayesethi u Adam Ku Eva
Let’s take a break sobona
After I valentine