Yaz’ that KFC street wise 2 taste has
changed ever since it was advertised by
Distruction boyz isinale haiibo



Nobody cheats like a guy who
Doesn’t perform in bed.
He goes around broadcasting
His disability.
Aih suka man.

When your girlfriend visits u at home
Then your 8 year old little sister ask infront of your girlfriend:
“Kanti uphi uMpumi? Mpumi muhle yooh”

Rest in Peace bro
You are dead

When you think she’s screaming because you’re
hitting it right kanti lutho iSpring sembhede syamhlaba


I Wonder How It Feels To Be
.
Winnie Madikizela Mandela😟
.
Everyday Bona Ex Yakho In Your Wallet 😅

Good galz do💉📡 Science
Smart galz do 📠💸💸Commerce
💃🏻Izifebe do ✈🛫Tourism, angithi phela zifuna ukuhamba 🚶🏻‍♀🚶🏻‍♀🌍umhlaba wonke 🔍🔎zifunana namadoda.🕴🏻


Relationship ifana nama earphones uvele ubone sekukhala i-side eliy’one!!


After breaking a plate:
White parents: “are you okay? Don’t touch it,it will cut you”
Black parents: “zibulale zonke,angithi zithengwe wuwe”

Malume first time chatting on Facebook…
.
Malume :Hello nephew
Tebza :Heita Malume
Malume :Hello nephew, can u hear me?

some girls baryt kuma selfies not ama full pics…
ezi fish ezi!!!