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Zulus Do You Really Want To Be Part Of This Country Ore Kanjani Mara ?

Dating a 16 years old girl is not a problem.
The problem is when y’all go to buy airtime at Ackerman’s and she be like:
“Baby sacela ungithengela i penty la Hello kitty”

Mshaye mshayeeeeeee umuntu wakho😑
umshaye ngempama

Umlahle ngesbhakela umtshele ngangijwayeli kabi…
umtshel…sferb angzwani naso
mmmmshaye mshaye….umuntu wakho

After you drop her off, you hear kidz argue
“Unamanga lena emlethe izolo it was A GTI lena i i R-Line ned Zimhlophe zoy2

Did u know?
.
Umsuzo unaka njengama simba.
so make usuza usuke usinyela yazi

Shortest conversation I have ever had with a woman:
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Me: Ithin iNumber yakho
Her : Ayisho lutho, why?

A doctor decided to take a day off and he told
Mandla to be in charge
Doctor: how many patients you treated?
Mandla: Three patients Doc
Doctor: gud what was their problems?
Mandla: The first one had a headache so i gave her
Panado
Doctor: Thats gud man..
Mandla: The second one had a Stomach ache i gave
him Flagyl
Doctor: Wow wow wow gud
Mandla: The Third one was a lady who came and
remove all the clothes including panties and bra.She
went on the bed and spread her legs and she told
me she has not seen a man for 5 years
Doctor: ohhhh my gosh what did you do to her?
Mandla: Smiling…… :)simple doctor i gave her eye
drops…so that she can see.
Doctor: waloywaa luhlanya

Umona

US’thole kwakuyindoda ezihluphekelayo. Kwathi ngolunye usuku yakhetha ukuthandaza.

Ithi “Nkulunkulu ngiyahlupheka ngicela ungiphe nje okuhle.”

Nangampela uzwakale umthandazo wakhe kuNkulunkulu.
Amphendule u Nkulunkulu athi, “Cela noma yini oyifunayo, kodwa yazi ukuthi kukho konke ozokucela, ngizonika nomakhelwane wakho kuphindwe kabili.
Avume uSthole

Nangampela acabange ukucela imoto, abuke ukuthi umakhelwane uzoba nezimbili. Ayeke!

Acabange ukucela ibus, abuke ukuthi umakhelwane uzoba namabili.
Ayeke!

Acabange ukucela uR5 million we lotto, abuke ukuthi umakhelwane uzoba no R10 million.
Ayeke!

Athule, ecabange ukuthi angacelani nje.!

Abe esethi “Nkulunkulu ngicela ungikhiphe ihlo ( iso )elilodwa. Ezwakale esethi usuyokwenza njalo ke nakumakhelwane.

Ngikhuluma ngomuntu onomona akakwazi ukucela into ezomsiza ngoba ubheka ukuthi nomakhelwane wakhe uzoba nakho. Uncamela ukuphuma iso ngenxa yokuthi nomakhelwane awakhishwe omabili awakhe amahlo.

Akaphumeleli umuntu onomona kunalokho ulahlekelwa ilokho anakho.

Qaphela umona shlobo sami namhlanje!

Ungahlali nale msg idlulisele nakwabanye.

Ubaxwayise ngomona ungasizakali wedwa ngoba wangaydlulisa uzobe unomona sengzohlala phasi ngdedele ofakazi wangafakaza ngalendaba kyobe unomona ngcela inkosi ibusise enikzwile amen

Muntu avelr angene e taxin
avule ama Flyers😞

Vele nuke umsuzo
wodwa