UNyaar uya eskoleni. Uhamba uyadlala, uhubhana namantombazane. Uma efika sekunothisha eclasin and udinwe ufile.
Teacher: Nyaar ngoba ulate uzongena ngokuphendula umbuzo la. Khetha, ngikubuze owodwa onzima noma elula emihlanu?
Nyaa: Owodwa onzima.
Teacher: Okey, zingaki izinkanyezi esibhakabhakeni?
Nyaa: 5000 sir.
Teacher: Ukuthathaphi lokho?
Nyaa: No!! Sivumelene ngombuzo owodwa, manje lo omunye uvelaphi? Suka emnyango ngingene.

ZULU is very nice.
One day Nomthandazo wanted to bake a cake, but she ran out of eggs. So she
went to her usual grocery store emakhaya. As she
walked in, the owner, Muzikayifani, the owner, was there and she asked him for a dozen eggs.
She went back home and baked the cake. To her surprise the eggs were
rotten/(abolile), so she went back to the store and this time Muzikayifani wasn’t
there, but his wife Makhosazana was there.
Nomthandazo approached Makhosazana and said “Uyazi ukuthi amaqanda we ndoda yakho abolile?” Makhosazana, obviously shocked and upset said: “wazi kanjani ukuthi amaqanda we ndoda yami abolile?” Nomthandazo replied, ” Woza uzo nuka ikhekhe lami

Teacher: Class give me names of animals you know
Thabiso: Hippopotamus
Thomas: Hippopo Thabiso
Teacher: Thomas uyahlanya yini?
Thomas: haai yena why ethi hippopothomas laye ngu hippopo thabiso….