Zulu guy praying with a Xhosa guy…..
Zulu:Siphe namuhla isinkwa sethu, semihlangemihla….
Xhosa guy interrupting…
Xhosa: Mxelele ntanga afake ne Jam
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“There’s Nothing Painful
Ngokushaywa Amasende Nedi Bafana Bayatefa Nje”, She said.
Uyaphi nje ku February
unendoda eyodwa
mifa lento ngakashayi nomhlaka 14
uzoth buwenzan
Nywe nywe nywe
I dnt hv a bae for Valentines day
syeke msoooon
mina angnababa nge Fathers day
Kunzima ukuba yindoda :(.
Imagine ukuba nento evele iqine nje ime without your permission
Shuuuu :D๐ฐ๐จ๐ต
Abazali balezi nsuku,ngenxa yetechnology sebenika abantwana amabizo athi:
Smartphone Nxumalo
Bluetooth Bhebhe
Sending Moyo
Google Mpala
Nokia Dube
Blackberry Gumede
Facebook Mabhena
Pending Ncube
Samsung Ndlovu
Internet Sibanda
Opera mini Tshuma
Application Hlabangana
Camera Ndiweni
Battery Dlamini
Memory card Maseko
Music Mlotshwร
Loading Hadebe
Video Khumalo
Delete Phiri
Game Ngwenya
Twitter Ngulube
Calling Siwela
File manager Khupe
Contacts Mpofu
Missed call Nkomo
Message Ndebele
When ur Bae is treating u so good that
u even thinking of going to church and say
“Bazalwane yaz kum’nandi ukujola”
Usthathaph isbindi
sokuhleka ungaxubhile
yaz njalo nina
Ngaba bete imali uyangincisha, kungashisa uyangincisha, nginganuka tjwala, ngingajola iyangincisha kahle kahle ufunani kimi wena or ngishintje ngibe itoilet papert
Rich and His girlfriend went to London for holidays. The following night his girlfriend screamed “igundwane,igundwane weee!!!!”๐๐๐
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So they decided to inform room service but they both don’t know the English word for “igundwane”๐
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Rich: Hello room service๐
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Room service: Hello sir how can I help you?๐ฏ
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Rich: Mmmmm do you know Tom and Jerry๐
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Room service: Of course yes, I know them๐
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Rich: Jerry is here!