Yaz Abe mubi umuntu uze ufune nokumbuza kuthi is it painful
Even if U in a wheelchair ,
a Zulu guy is still going to
ask U
“hamba kanjan mfethu”
Umfundisi uyazihambela nje edlula e Police Station, abone ipholisa elihleli egedini lifunda ibhayibhili amangale ukuthi amapholisa lawo ayabala ibhayibhili . Asondele umfundisi athi kahle ngibuze nje umbuzo odakiweyo athi ‘ ngubani owabulala omunye phakathi kuka Cain lo Abel ? Umpholisa aphendule athi angazi ngena phakathi uzabona u constable ohlezi phakathi nguye obona ngeze murder , mina ngiku traffic .
first thing when i get to heaven ngiyobeka ama bag ami e roomini lami bese ngiyo shaya i 2 nyana no bra Jakob
uDr Malinga uzolala njani kodwa uBabes Wodumo uJiava Phezíkombhede
Indoda ifana nentambo yescathulo ingena ezimbobeni ezining before ifasa ifindo
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Bumped to my Ex
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Ex: Hey Rich wow waze wakhuluphala ayi shuthi izinto sezikuhambela kahle☺
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Rich: Hahahaha wow nawe waze wancipha shuthi ngangikuphethe kahle😂
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Ex: Hahahaha namanje usabheda😂😂Yazi angikholwa ukuthi savele sahlukana kalula kanjalo sesithandane 7 years wonke😢
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Rich: Jah neh.😐Well ngisaphuthuma I hope sobuye sibonane💪
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Ex: Okay Rich ngaze ngajabula ukukubona Thatha nansi inamba yami.😉
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Rich: Okay😀 Nansi ifoni ibhale😑
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Ex: Mmmmm nazo ke sengiyibhalile😐 usungayi saver😮
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Rich: Eish isave wena😕
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Ex: Angikwazi uku saver ngale phone yakho😧
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Rich: Eish…okay konje igama ubani?😰
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Ex: Nxii uyinja Rich sathandana 7 years awusakhumbuli ngisho igama lami😯😩
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Rich: Okay Ngzothi 7 years k
Bafwethu SikwaNONGOMA nomjita wami Siqambe Amanga Sathi siDISTRUCTION BOYS Ngikhuluma nje sidla inyama mahhala,Uma ngiqeda ukuluma ngivele ngithi HAIIBOO! Bavele Bahlanye BaJaive Bonke
Lolz Love ths one😂😂😂
Joke by Nonhle Snothando Marawhy
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Convo between senzo n cashier
Cashier: bhuti your card has been declined😒
Senzo:manje umemezela uban nezinywele kwangathi impepho
GAL : Bbe Ngcela Ungipha Imali Yekhanda
BOY : Ufuna Elengulube Noma Elenkomo Khona Ngizokuphathele Ksasa ETown Mase Ngothenga UBeer