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Teacher: Asibhaleni izifo esizaziyo

Thoko: HIV
Ben : CHOLERA
Sizwe :Malaria
Buhle :Typhoid
Fortune : /

Teacher:Kant Fortune ibizwa kuthwa yini lee oyibhale lana?

Fortune:Kant istroke awusaz

Lifake Wena Babe ”
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Kway’sholo uMfana eQala ukwenza iSex engaz uzoFakan Kuphi
I Remember Saying This Nam Kudala … Ngeke Ng’Phike NgaDlula Khona

*Imikhuhlane* *yezinothi*

1.Heart failure
2.Cancer
3.Diabetes
4.Insomnia
5.High blood pressure
6.stroke

*Imikhuhlane* *yabayanga*

1.Inyongo
2.Izafesane
3.Ikhonzi
4.Amathumba
5.uhudo

Plz dnt laugh aln pass it to de others
IZIMPENDULO UTITSHA AZITHOLE
KUBAFUNDI:
1.Umuntu onesisu esikhulu = STOMACH OUT
2. Umuntu omude = LONG DISTANCE
3.Umuntu ohamba nge wheelchair = CHAIRPERSON
4.Ongenazandla = VEST
5. Onekhanda elikhulu = HEADMASTER
6. Ozacile= CD or SKINNY JEAN
7. Obuya emendweni= RETURN SOLDIER
8. Ongenamoto = JOHNY WALKER
9. Okhuluma kakhulu = BLUETOOTH
10. Okhuluma kancane = SPEAKOUT
11. Othandana nabantu abaningi = QUANTUM
12. Onesishwapha = HATCHBACK
13. Onezinqa ezinkulu = PAKISTAN
14. Omubi = HORROR
15. Onamadlebe amakhulu = SATELITE DISH
16. Owesifazane ongalotsholwanga ohlala nendoda = IVOLONTIYA
17. Umuntu omfishane= FULL STOP.😄😄😂hlekisa nabanye.

Ngithume umntaka mzawami nge$2 ngathi ayethenga isinkwa lochago. Sengibona engasaphenduki ngathi wothi ngilandele maybe kukhona okuwrongo. Ngibone okunkunzi kuhamba kudlala kusidla icream donut kunatha lefrozen, ngikubuze ngithi “kanti Ntando wahamba udlala into engikuthume zona zinga,”
Kuphendule kuthi hayiAunt imali ilahlekile,
Kanti manje leyo othenge ngayo okudlayo uyithethe nga?
Kuthi, “ngithe sengiphenduka ngadobha i$2

Omunye ujaha nango engena ebhasini esiya ekhaya. Sekubhadalwa wathi conductor ngizakunika imali sengisehla kathesi ngihlezi kubi. Yebona yee ibhasi yadla phansi. Wezwakala sememeza I bus stop yakhe ujaha . Bathi bhadala phela wabe ephuma ebhasini ngenkalakatha yejubane ebaleka engabhadalanga. U conductor wamhlala izithende emuva kwakhe. Ujaha lwana wabaleka eqonda emathuneni ememeza esithi khulu vuka sengikuphathele inyama nansi. Uconductor esizwa lelo watshibilika wabaleka ebuyela ebhasini. Unkunzi wasala ehlekelela esithi ngizakwenza mfana. Elokhe esamile khonapho wezwa ilizwi ebunyameni lisithi Sengivukile ingaphi phela Inyama yakhona. Yeyi wabaleka waze wadlula uconductor esiya ngena ebhasini

ADVICE FOR MEN:
umfazi ophuza utshwala, shiya.
umfazi onqaba nefoni yakhe, shiya,
umfazi othanda i airtime okudlula wena, shiya,
umfazi ohlala eku buzzer ukuth’ ufone engafoni, shiya,
umfazi okhuluma nawe ku Whatsapp kuphela engafoni, shiya,
umfazi one bestfriend eyisifebe shiya,
umfazi ogqoka ikepesi, utsotsi lowo____ shiya’
umfazi ogqoka ijean skirt, t/shit nama sneaker, shiya,
umfazi okhuluma okudlula wena, shiya,
umfazi ongakuthathi out, shiya,
umfazi o uploader amafotoz le cleavage egqoke isgcebhe, shiya,
umfazi okhuluma islang/kasi-lingo, shiya,
umfazi okhwela esihlahleni for imango, guava, shiya,
umfazi othi uyi first boyfriend yakhe, ngamanga shiya,
umfazi othi goodnight ngo9pm ubone last seen 11pm, shiya,
umfazi okuthwa number busy ngama 11, shiya,
umfazi ojayiva ku roadshow, ngikutshelile wena; shiya,
umfazi ogqoka ivesi, yeyi wena ngithi shiya,
umfazi okwazi ukutshaya ukhwelo or ukuhlabela ingoma ngomlozwi, shiya,
umfazi othengisa ebhawa or tuckshop; shiya,
umfazi ohamba ebhampa; shiya,
umfazi ohlala ekhoneni lestrrat ekasi, shiya,
umfazi ohlangana naye etown ahlale akhale ngendlala; shiya
Umfazi ovula iCoca cola ngamazinyo… Dangerous shiya.
Umfazi ogqoka ipettcoat egqoke le jean skirt shiya….
Ngiyabonga mina, dankie.
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U Zenzo ngena e police station emanzi teeeee

Police ,,,,,yeyi baba wangena uthwele amehlo👀 sokutheni?

Zenzo ,,,,, ngifuna u msebenzi

Police,,,,, yeyi baba asila msebenzi lapha mbani othe kulomsebenzi ?

Zenzo,,,,,, ngibone I phepha elilifake e zitolo elithi ((man wanted for rape )) ngingawenza umsebenzi lowo