nali ikhehla lifika esibhedlela libuza kudokotela!
ikhehla; kodwa bantwabami yini le ebulala
umntanami kanje?
doctor; yingculaza baba
ikhehla; imenze kanjena pho, ikwenza kanjani
lokhu
doctor; hhai baba lesisifo sivele silwe namasosha
omzimba aze aphele, bese sizidlela
nje
ikhehla; hawu kodwa ndodana uma sekuphele
amasotsha omzimba anibe nisathumela ngisho
ama-security nje?



UThibhoz wayethole isipho esiyithoyizi elikhulu. Uthe uma efika endlini, wabiza izingane zakhe zontathu, uMgwaja, uKhwashu noBhande. Athi uThibhoz: Nginikwe ithoyizi elilodwa la. Ngakho-ke kuzofanele ngilinike oyedwa.
Athi uThibhoz: Ubani ohlonipha kakhulu? Ubani ongaphenduli uma umama wenu emthethisa? Ubani futhi ongaphindiseli uma umama wenu emshaya?
Athi uMgwaja: Ukhohlwe ukusitshela baba ukuthi ufuna kube elakho leli thoyizi, ngoba uwena wedwa phela owenza lokho!.

U girl usuka kwaCeza uya ethekwini ,afike athole indoda imshaye ngempahlenku lu🍠🍆ifake icondom…..abuyele kwaCeza u girl kumama wakhe

Girl: weMah, ngekukholwe
Mah:wozanazo ntanam kunjani eThekwini
Girl:ngithole indoda entsha ntsha nepipi yakhe ibingakavulwa isaku plastic…..

……..Girl akayazi condom………

Bbe:ubusuzwile yin ukuth this year akuncengwana
Him:yeah vele bese ngithole enye intombi kwanawe angisakuncengile ntombazane


Abemnyama umuntu vele ubone iwitbank nje kuye kuphela, ude ufise nokumemeza uthi atsha amalahle namalangabe.🤣🤣🤣


Abemnyama umntu ude ubenosizi, ngathi zothi ngafa yi heart burn. Uze usole ukuthi igazi lakhe alikho bomve ngu oyela kuphela🤣🤣🤣


Cashier : Plastic?😊
Her : Sihamba nge BMW leh Red futsi
Papa uytsenge Cash🙆‍♂️😩😹

Mii: Yhoo bbe umuhler eish
Bbe: Namanga Bbep
Mii:eish bbe wavel wangbamba Yhoo 😕😂

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