Ukuphuzela endlini kuyinkinga, ngithe sengidakiwe ngathi kunkosikazi: “Faka inamba yakho la📱, ngizokufonela kusasa.”

“Mngani amadoda izinja🐕” lowoMzuzu yena ushaya nga five and ziMluma zonke

Umuntu abe mubi 🐸aqede abemnandi 🍑aybo nayi inyama yangaphakath bo 😋

When your Uncle doesn’t know how to use emojis.
Uncle : Hey mshana uGogo ushonile🍆

I’m starting to think abantu abazithandi Izinto ezimnandi🤔
Usholo ukuthi isex ngyeza kamnandi so🙏
Kukhon’umuntu ongakayenzi Nam?

Ukuphuzela endlini kuyinkinga, ngithe sengidakiwe ngathi kunkosikazi: “Faka inamba yakho la📱, ngizokufonela kusasa.” 😭 😭

Umsindo engiwufice kwaZwane, ugogo wakhona ngathi ushidabe nge-statement sikaSne.

Vele mina ngizithandela iJuba kanye no mqombothi ukuthi ubungadayisi ngo December

UMama wasekhaya ushaywa nge 💳 athukwe nge pin. Siyezwana madoda??

Ifike cousin yakho yakwiSuburbs, kuthiwe nizolala noy’2 e’roomini yakho…uphume kancinci ubuye etsixile, unkqonkqoze, umve esithi “Go away, I wanna be alone” 😟