PIN (Personal Identification Number), akusiyo i-PIN number. So, after uthe PIN vala umlomo.



Ngisanda kufonela umuntu wami ngabo-pass 11 manje, before ngivale ucingo ngathi kuye: “I love you.”

Wavele wathi: “Uhlupha ngokuba njena wena.”

Ngavele ngabona ukuthi i-movie iphelile. Asenyukile amagama, ithimulile i-penguin. 😭 😭 💔

Sometimes akukhona ukuthi abantu bayachoma, uwena nje osuke ubuka ngeso lomona.


Wena: “Thank You Lord for another day.” 🙏🏽

God: “Awuna-funeral cover, I had no choice.”


Umsindo engiwufice kwaZwane, ugogo wakhona ngathi ushidabe nge-statement sikaSne.


👵🏽: “Makoti!”

👩🏽‍🦰: “Mah.”

👵🏽: “Ungayiplastela wena indlu uwedwa ‘yazi.”

👩🏽‍🦰: “Hawu, ngobani mah?”

👵🏽: “Ngibona indlela oyibhixa ngayo i-peanut butter.”

As a country, siyamdinga umuntu onesbindi ozotshela uTira ukuthi seku-right manje. Sesibongile! 😐

Make-up ifuna uyincedise kancane ngobuhle bakho, 👩🏽‍🦰 ingasali ilwa yodwa ngathi uSamson ebhekene namaFilisti.