Ulale nomzulu wakho Omuhle
Uvuke ne- Venda
Fuseg make up✋

Manje wena nkunzi nakulo khisimusi uyophekelwa abafazi babafowenu?

Awusemdala!!!! Ngisho wena, don’t scroll down zinzwane zenja

Ukhaphe umngani eya kwintombi yakhe, bavele baxabane, uzwe intonjana yakhona seyithi: “Hamba nalo mngani wakho onekhanda elikhulu!”

Hhayi bo wenja! Ngingenaphi mina manje?

On a date:

Yena: “So, tell me about yourself.”

Mina: “Oh, mina sisi ngilifaka lonke.”

“Ingenile?” Ya.

“Ihleli kahle?” Ya.

“Ayikulimazi?” Ya.

“Uyay’feel(a)?” Ya.

“K’dala uyifuna ne?” Ya.

“Sure ingene kahle?” Ya.

Yoh! Abafana baseSportscene nemibuzo yabo uma ulinganisa i-tekkie.

Awani amaqhoks 👠 ube umude sisi? 🤔 Uyoze ushayiswe ibhanoyi! ✈️

Asisakwazi ‘nokuzimeteza’, izivakashi zigcwele wonke amakamelo.

“Mhla waw’shiya mina, wawuthembeni na?” 🤔

Sekubuza ikhabishi ngoJanuary.

Jumpsuit iphuma nawo umzimba kaSdumo, or niwu-order eceleni? 🤔

“It’s been business doing pleasure with you, come again.” Kwazisholo umahosha emva ‘komsebenzi’.