MY NONGOMA CHICK
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BBY I HV BEEN CHEATING ON U
HER: YINTON NALE SHITTING
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MAYEEEEEEE
UMkhize noMaDlamini bashadile balele
uMaDlamini aphuphe aze aphumisele athi ”Vuka! Vuka! Vuka! Indoda yami isiyabuya isendleleni.” uMkhize avuke aphume ngewindi uma esephandle ubuye umqondo ukuth ukwakhe…
Ubani oCheatayo phakathi kwalaba bobabili?
*Ibambe kuhle*
Boy – l luv u girl
Gal- awula girlfriend yini
Boy -ngilaye kodwa ngifuna wena
Gal- akwenzi ngabe ubungela nkazana
Boy- wena wake wahamba ukuyathenga impahla unqunu
Gal- Fainted
Conversation btwn mother🙍 and 🙇her mbanje smoking son🚬
Son : Hello📞
Mother : Hey wena Nyaa kulenkinga la endlini
Son : Inkinga yan? Ngkhuluma loban?
Mother : kulahleke i200rand yam mani. Ukhuluma lo mamakho
Son : tjo angikwaz mina, yiwrong number. Nguban umamakho?
Mother : Yeewena yimi umamakho manni, letha imali yam
Son : yooh wena mama ungangjwayeli kabi,mina ngthethe imali ephesini kamamami not umamakho, its a wrong number, Bye!!
Those who say: “okusalayo lizayehlukana kuphela” should be included in your wedding programme as , ‘okhulumela abathakathi
Noma ungashaya nge Ass nema Curves kumbe ube Slender lesi Sexy blind, uma ungekho mnandzi awukho mnandzi. Ngisho nebuhle mine, nelibalala lelikhanyako, alisho kutsi umnandzi 😂😂 Ne fish ayikhetsi, ayiyi ngekutsi wena u Sexy kumbe ugcoka kahle, kumbe usebentisa i iPhone ushaye nge Brazilian, kumbe une Persal number nema pay slip, kumbe une moto or aw’nayo, uma k’mele ube Skotela se fish utoba ngiso 😂😂 Ningaboni bantu bahambela ek’dzeni nema Ass and Curves abo nitsi bamnandzi kumbe abanuki, yela! Kubi la outside 😂😂 Don’t judge a book by it’s cover. Muntu umnandzi uma wena mudli umvile kutsi umnandzi. And kuba mnandzi kwakhe kuwe doesn’t necessarily mean utoba mnandzi kitsi sonkhe. So yekelan kubona tibunu nema Curves kumbe nibone Slender lesi sexy nitsi “Labanye Bantu badla kahle”. Li orange liyaba fresh ngaphandle utsi uyal’cata ulithole ligcwele tibungu phakatsi
Boy – l luv u girl
Gal- awula girlfriend yini
Boy -ngilaye kodwa ngifuna wena
Gal- akwenzi ngabe ubungela nkazana
Boy- wena wake wahamba ukuyathenga impahla unqunu
Gal- Fainted
Singing!
“kulamagumbi amane omhlaba thuma mina oh baba thuma mina,kulezizizwe zonke thuma mina we baba thuma mina”
Oh ay thuma omunye sengkhohliwe angnayo mali ye passport!!
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