Mina noKhozi FM ngathi sizohlukaniswa yint’encane.



Kulaba bantu abangu-3 abahlezi be-react kuma-post ami, nifuna nginithengele ini for Christmas?

Ngenkathi uMiss Universe đź‘‘ ethi: “Ngikhule ngidla ipapa nezinkuni.” I felt that.

Ngisaba nokuya ekhaya kulo Disemba, ngasendela u-Anty ipipi 🍆 ngephutha.


(Phone call)

GLORIA: “Ingane ikhalela ibhayisikili.”

MDELWA: “Nikuphi?”

GLORIA: “Sise-Shoprite.”

MDELWA: “Sukani phela ngakumathoyizi, iyani ngale ngakuma-braai pack!”

Umuntu ngo December uzogezela emnyango nishiyana kabi phela mina


idla ngoba Mina sengphekile,wena awukwazi ukpheka udla udaka


Khona abanye abantu abazi thandayo izindaba zabantu but bexakwa ezabo.
Mawu umuntu please be normally guys.
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Whites: “The Expendables.”

Blacks: ” Le movie enez’tarring zodwa.”

Angilele ngiyacabanga la, ubani owake wezwa iphoyisa linuka i-perfume? Or umthetho awuvumi?