Ukube kuya ngami ngabe uyavuma ukuba seduze kavezuthando
Thank u ma Lord for blessing me on this world and ma family even ma relationship and those who hate me we thought nothing ,I love u Jesus ke lakaletsa lira tsaka bophelo bosafeleng litsebe hobona moo katleho yaka etsoang teng.
WHITES: “Is the boss here?”
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BLACKS: “Usefikile ubab’wakho?”
owakho uBoss nimbiza bani?
Sanbona igama lami uPhumlani, eh nghlala eNewcastle, eh thnx for reading my story.. eh b4 ngiqale angiqale ngibingelele bese singena odabeni.
Eh Syabingelela kakhulu kuwona wonk umuntu ola. Ngethembe syaphila sonke. Angbingelele bakwethu besengingena odabeni ngoba nesikhathi asikho kahle, Sanbonani sboge ithuba; asethembe sonke samukelekile.
Njengoba bese Ngshilo keh ukuthi igama ngingu Phumlani angbingelele ezkhulwini zonk ezisivakashele ngokwezikhundla, Sanbonani siyanamukela.
Ngbingelele nakumuntu wonke ongaphakathi Sanibonani nonke.
Bakwethu iskhathi esinaso sincane kakhulu ngakho angbingelele masinyane bese sidlulela odabeni.
Ukuze songe iskhathi mphathi hlelo angizukubamude kakhuli. Angbonge nakuwe ngethuba osungiphe lona ngyakubingelela nawe.
Ngbingelela kuwona wonke nje umuntu ongaphakathi, wonke umuntu. Sbingelele bakwethu.
Nawe osekhaya syabingelela, abasemajele kuphi nakuphi ezbhedlela syabingelela nakubo. Kuhle ukbingelela masiphila ezweni. Sanbonani.
Eh bakwethu iskhathi esinaso sincane angingene odabeni. Nobengakangeni ngibingelela angimshiyi ngaphandle Ngyabingelela nakuye Sawbona boh….!
Ngenxa yesikhathi ngbona umphathi hlelo usekhomba iwashi lakhe ngyacabanga sekuphele iskhathi. B4 ngbuyele phansi agbingelele nakuwe mthandi ka Facebook Sawbona sesphoxwe yiso iskhathi ebesingekho ngabe ngyazibingelela nami.
A Chinese man got married to a zulu lady. They had a baby who died after 4 months, gogo was very hurt at the funeral n kept on saying ‘ngazile Vele’. People asked her ‘ gogo, wazile ini?’ Gogo answered ” izinto za Machina azilasti.”
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Imagine ukhaphe i-Cherry yakho to fetch her child from her baby daddy’s house
& after an hour of waiting at the gate, he calls & say;
“Ungahamba broe bathi bayalala”.
Uban isikhokho la?….UGirl ungena eTekisini 😅😂..
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GIRL:”Mlazi”?
DRIVER:”I-taxi le,uMlazi wenzeni? ”
GIRL:”Yooh! Aii,bandla.”(agene)…
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DRIVER :”Uyakuph sisi? ”
GIRL:”Ngiya eBack seat. “(Agaklaze iscabha )..
DRIVER :”Ifriji lakini ulivala kanje nalo? .noma uxhaphaza mina? “..
GIRL :”Angikaze ngilivale ngingaphakathi, ngyaxolisa.imalini i-Taxi vele? “.
DRIVER :”Angiyaz ngisho i-deposit. Yin sisi? Usufuna ukuba i-owner yin nawe? “..
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GIRL :”(akhiphe uR20 odabukile).
DRIVER :”Imali enjena ngzoyenzani mina? “..
GIRL :”Ufuna ukuyigqoka yini? Uzoyithunga phela. “..
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After a while. ..
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GIRL :”Ungishiye kulababantu ababili abamile .”…
DRIVER :”Uma behamba ngenzenjani? “..
GIRL :”Ubalandele. “..
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Looool😀Aii abany abant 👀🗣��…….hlekisa abanye nawe ungahlek wedw a😂😂
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