Deshethoni abelungu bakhale bonke namhlanje ngifika emithingini ngigqoke ujini wami obizayo obhalwe ukuthi “salt”.
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JOB INTERVIEW WITH NYAA
Interviewer : Tell us more about yourself…..
Nyaa: Aibo buka iC.v yami ndoda anginaso iskhathi sokuchaza..
Interviewer : What do you know about this company?
Nyaa: Angikazi for now and angazi muntu
ndoda awukahle uk’buza imibuzo engasile
awuqale lento engize ngayo la, soxoxa nawe sengingaphakathi.
Interviewer : Why are you interested on
working for this company?
Nyaa : Why niwukhangisile? I’m interested
because you advertised the position habe! nansi imihlola yami bo!
Interviewer : Why should i employ you and
not other candidates?
Nyaa : Angiphendulike leyonto, skip it, that irrelavent question,
yazi wena ungenza islima coz the decision is on you.
Interviewer : What are your strength and weaknesses?
Nyaa : Strength – I work hard
weaknesses – ngiphuma ealry njalo friday
ngeke ningitshele ushidi ke nalangisebenza
khona bayazi nginolaka kabi mase ngomile.
Inteviewer : Describe when you had
disagreement with your colleagues & what you will do?
Nyaa : Ngyashaya phela mina and
angibhedelwa mina i alwys hit my bosses,
ngyas’faka isbhakela endodeni mina!
Interviewer : Why do you want to leave your current job?
Nyaaa : Same as above asizile kuzodlala la.
Interviewer : Ok thanks very much Sir, dont
call us we will call you.
Nyaaa : Akobakuhleke coz ngiyakwazi la
ogibela khona ndoda angihlekike mase ngihamba nezami.
Interviewer : Buya uzoqala kusasa
One word for Nyaa?

Ngthandana nesangoma, manje sisheshe singbambe noma ngsath ngicabanga ukusijolela


Our former President Mr Jacob Zuma took sum of his members out with him for drinks and after drinks the waiter brought the bill, Jacob:R1400
Fikile :R964
Mantash :R1100
Cele :R700
Total:R4164
After Jacob saw the bill he just goes like, hayikho i don’t remember inviting Total here honestly he must pay his on bill plus he owns many filling stations in South Africa


Li Decline li card e Cash build
Babe wakho Seka bhale kutsi
Jerome Ngomane

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So Nkunzi is dating Gabisile, whom he has a child with.
Gabisile who is Qhabanga’s ex wife.
Qhabanga who is dating Nkunzi’s ex wife
Nkunzi who is Qhabanga’s brother
Qhabanga who is Nosipho’s ex.
Nosipho who is MaNgcobo’s child
MaNgcobo who is Nkunzi’s ex wife

Yoh 👐 Uzalo’s writer is DRUNK XEM

uThisha wam ungfice ngvule iskhwama sakhe 👜 Ngavele ngathi Bengibheka istulo