White Couple At The Mall:👫
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Black Couple At The Mall: 🚶🚶♀ Uzongifica e Spar Ngoba Usamodela🙁
Some lady in a taxi just saw her boyfriend walking with some girl,
she opened the window and screamed “Nizonya nina nobabili”
“Nizonya masimbenu” , “driver misa lemoto” ,
“Weh driver ngithe yima nawe mdidi wakho
After school is after school”
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Sikhe safunda kab’hlungu kodwa yaz
Uncono Wena Usingle
Abanye Baku Relationship Kodwa Abanyobani
Uthi usalele esbhedlela ubone uDoctor ekhuluma nabantu baka AVBOB bekhomba wena.
Magistrate : “Mr Dube do you know why you are here “?
Mtoliki : “Uyakwazi na ukuthi kungani ulapha “?
Dube ; Yebo Nkosi .
Magistrate : “so tell us your story .
Ayisuse ke uDube .
Dube ; “mina ngangizihlalele ekhaya “.
Mtoliki : ” i was just sitting at home your honour”.
Dube : ” Ngizihlalele nje ngingela ndaba ”
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Mtoliki: :just sitting your honour “.
Dube : “ngizidlela isitshwala “.
Mtoliki: “just eating sadza your honour”.
Dube: “ngizitshebela ngedelele “.
UMtoliki wagagagagasa esazama ukucabanga ukuthi kanje idelele kuyini ngesikhiwa ,
waphendukela kuDube wathi ” Dube tshintsha isitshebo inkosi ilizonda kabi idelele ungahle uvalelwe “
UMkhulu nogogo Nhlabathi babengenayo ingane impilo yabo yonke ngenhlanhla embi bafa bobabili engozini yemoto bangcwatshwa.
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Angazi uscroller uyaphi ezansi ngoba ngishilo ukuthi bafa bangcwatshwa manje ufunani?or ufuna ilifa?
Kuthiwa kumnandi ukubaliselwa ihlaya wumunt’omumbi ngoba awuhlek’hlaya kuphel ugcin’usuhleka naye ngenxa yobubi bakhe
Studying At Unisa Is A Problem🤕
Because You Study With Old People🤒
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When You’re Trying To Focus Bavele Bak’thume Nje✋
Imnandi iJoke Yomuntu Omubi🙌
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Angisho Awuhleki Yona K’phela😐😐